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11.22.2004

Reality TV Retardation

I know, you've all heard about this before...the sad uncontrollable beast known as Reality TV. It has made everyone look like all they do is drink, have sex, and fight and bitch at eachother. The funny thing is that it is very far from real life situations...for example, in the Real World (which is my favorite series, don't get me wrong) there are seven strangers picked to live in a bitchin' decked-out crib in the center of some nice city where they have access to hundreds of bars, clubs, and hotties. Now...how often has this happened to anyone? If they want a more accurate "reality TV show", they should go film someone living a boring life in North Dakota where the temperature is "f-this, it's cold". Of course, there is a simple reason why they don't do just this...money. This is the only reason for the TV show in the first place, therefore, if they can maximize their "output" from some fake-reality show, they will, sure as my right foot is bigger than the left, do it. Sorry about that crazy antic, it sounded good at the moment. I think this whole posting was stemmed from the "creation" of "Drawn Together", the new animated "reality TV show", which is absolutly ludicrous <=...I should make a note that no one knows how to spell this word anymore because of that genius rapper, Ludicris...thank you SO much for corrupting, it's not like we could spell any better before, but still...About the whole oxymoronic animated reality show, stupid, stupid, stupid. It can't get anymore abgefuckt than this. Actually, I take that back, because I nearly had a combination aneurysm-hernia attack which twisted my colon into a complete pretzel knot, and is still traumatic to this day. Ich kann es nicht verstehen!!! Я не понимаю!!! I can't say this any other way, but...it's retarded...und danke für deine Zeit.

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