When is a Wal-Mart not a Wal-Mart?

When it's a Target. Target is the greatest thing to high the supermarket scene since general stores started carrying more than one type of flour. Target has specially priced DVD's where the sale lasts only a few days, but extremely inexpensive are these. When you can get Titanic on widescreen DVD for only 8 big ones between November 22nd and 25th, you got yourself a deal. While there (only the second time I've stepped a foot in the automatic doors [prompt ones, at that]), I saw a pair of cords that had some metallic shine unlike any I'd ever seen previously - fascinating. Also, their holiday selection of boxers were pleasant enough to coerse me into buying 3 pairs at $9 altogether, even though my underwear drawer is overflowing. Perhaps I should clean the NES gaming cartriges out of the center drawer and fill that one?...nah.

I'm intrigued that someone has made a page specifically to bash Pennsylvania, this hick state that I currently reside and have always resided in. Click here, if interested. Personally, I don't understand how a state that sits above the mason dixon line could be injected with so many tree-hugging bambi-shooting retards, but, it is. When Brooks and Dunn are worshipped over some hardcore Norah Jones, you know something is up in this 'modern' world. That shit belongs in some state where teeth are optional and your next-of-kin is the deformed blue-man who was the love child of your great aunt and her brother with only two toes and obviously a lot to live for. ::Scoffs:: All I wish is that I could go to the grocery store and not have to stand behind some two-toned trucker with a funny hat and greasy plaid shirt with a nasty hankerchief hanging out of a ripped back pocket.