Security

(This was written after visciously trying to break through security measures of two DVD's and one $10 computer video game...you can imagine my frustration?...EXACTLY.) If the security of the entire United States of America depended upon terrorists cutting through the same plastic and removing the same security tape that CD's are wrapped in, they would say "Fuck This" before they got through.

Now, I can understand if the record companies are trying to keep their business going by not having their overpriced "rich-man's" produce being stolen, but that kind of plastic wrap, glue, and tape trifiecta from hell is a god-aweful combo. I don't think it is all too crazy to assume that the president of Arista Records has an assistant to unwrap CD's that he buys for himself, and that this assistant probably has gone to numerous lectures and demonstrations on the quickest and easiest method to CD listening and DVD watching freedom. Please, government, you must do something new to prevent stolen items...perhaps spend some of that moldy money you have sitting next to the pretzle that almost choked Bush to death (ha) on some electronic devices placed in the central plastic of the discs that radiate constantly and communicate with in-store alarms and security systems and can only be deactivated once the products is under a ray beam. The funny thing is...this technology probably would cost no more to produce automatically in discs than paying people to watch machines that wrap, tape, and glue those bastard CD's together.