Dollar Bazaar

Today, I was in the Dollar Bazaar with my mom when, over the store radio tuned to 102.7 KISS FM, Gail and Garry started to talk about George Bush and what he may have on his iPod. A real good impressionist of Bush came on and talked about it. "Well, first of all, I love Michael Jackson. I'm a big fan. I do the moonwalk everyday. I have a Michael Jackson jumpsuit."...and so on and so forth, etcetera, etcetera. Next, they cracked some cute jokes...among them was my favorite: Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made of plastic, and hazardous to little children. The other is used to carry groceries. ^^Most def a good one. Last week it was 83 degrees. Today it is snowing. Today, it's 31 degrees. Today is April 24th. This is Pennsylvania. Am I setting the same kind of fucked up picture for you that I am experiencing, because I sure hope so. Interesting to know...Maine is approximately 13 hours north of here, yet it is thirty degrees warmer today. I believe we are in the end times, god-responsible or not.