Red-Neckin' it at the Mall

I was chatting with my friend, Anette Baier, in the back of the bus today and she told me the funniest story I think I have ever heard, although it wasn't supposed to be a joke, it was hilarious none-the-less. She said her boyfriend along with his relatives including two small cousin were traveling to the local mall. On the way, they hit a deer which flew up over the windshield and landed on the tarmac behind them. They pulled the car over, all got out except two of them, and (here comes the red-neck part) stuffed the deer in the trunk. Now...they continued to go to the mall (on a summer day) and told the smaller kids not to get anything big because the deer was in the back. Well...one of them came out to the car hauling a gigantic toy box (a good three feet high) and they said, "Ha!, fuck this...there's NO WAY that thing's fittin' in the back of the trunk!!". Somehow, maybe by God's good grace and a little petroleum gelly, they got it to fit...deer and all.