Lucky Charms and Enchiladas

α | Sorry about the demented title, but I was unable to contain that wonton desire to completely perplex you into reading this bullshit entry.

Why is it that Ukraine has way more [delicious] flavors of Wrigely's Orbit Gum than AMERICA does, even though they barely have fucking PLUMBING?! I'm confused. I was under the false impression that an original American company should be loyal to its country and provide the most products. For example. We have Peppermint, Spearmint, Wintermint, Sweet Mint, Cinnamint, Bubblemint, and Citrus Mint...Ukraine has those, minus the Bubblemint and Citrus Mint (which aren't all that good anyway...BUT they have these:

• Сочный Арбуз (Juicy Watermelon)
• Морозная Вишня (Frosty Cherry)
• Фито (Herbal Mint)
• Мятный Бриз (Mint Breeze)
• Грейпфрут (Grapefruit)
• Эвкалипт (Eukalyptus)
• Фруктовый (Fruit)
• Яблоко (Apple)
• Клубника (Strawberry)
• Зеленая Мята (Green Mint)

NOW...don't forget that they have all of our flavors PLUS these...all is very attractive packaging that you can see at their website Wrigley Ukraine. How is this fair?! Maybe they have Camel-Flavor in Saudi Arabia...THEN I'd be TOTALLY pissed... | Ω