Future of War and Comedy

Imagine a world where the unimaginable happens. After 236 years of dormancy, Canada storms New York City and holds Lady Liberty hostage for twenty-eight thousand pounds, swinging from the torch screaming "EH! EH! EH!" George Bush would just blow it off as a "...funny quip. Canada doesn't have any nucyular weapons anyway. Nice try prime minister!" It would be funny though to hear this over the morning boradcast: "Eight Canadian Mounties were killed today by an American tank headed toward Manitoba. Since the war has started, it is estimated that 50,000 Mounties have died, 95% of them in the combined US bombing of Youkon Province and the blitz in Nova Scotia. Two American soldires are being interrogated in Toronto. An ex-Canadian says that this is not a problem, however, since Parliament ruled in the late 80's that anything other than tickling is inhumane. Inside sources say the Canadian army is running short on horses, so an early win is expected."