Who's Ready for Some Bullshit!

Oh, yes, it's that time again...time for the annual State of the Union Address, that is. For those of you so deprived of such a...ahem...entertaining event, let me explain: The President takes one night where he spews his inner-most bologna, in hopes that his smug grin is convincing enough to keep the rest of the nation underneath his tinted cloak of deception. Like to officially follow along the way any fun American would do? Go here. Oh look!, it's beginning. There she is, my favorite cabinet member, Condi. Beautious with her perfect hair and stern demeanor. Oh, and that Donald Rumsfeld in his dark urban colors, perhaps the most human-looking of all the other congressmen...he almost has loving grandfatherly features...almost. Damn that Samuel Alito in his spankin' new robes...today, he has been inducted into the Supreme Court. Basically, this means the death of all choice of the free people of America...hope your seatbelts are set to "loose" and "I no longer care about my freedoms, just give me the republicans!" setting, because this is our future. He strangely looks like one of those Catholic priests who just can't help but fondel himself underneath those airy robes. And then there's our President...George Dubbya Bush. Wow, his hair is even grayer today than it was last week...must be the filibustering over Alito had been getting to him. Why does the congress applaud his entry with such esteam?...There should at least be someone who verbally accosts him before he takes the stage, as only nature would allow for the rest of us. Now begins the State of the Union Address...in essence, the culmination of professional planning of screwing the American people out of what they have always been promised, shattering hopes and dreams that only a cold Sibera or arid Uzbekistan could have done without him. ::Bush impression:: "Haha...in't that raight, Dick." Aww, he's begun the State of the Union drinking game with the terms "terrorists" and "weapons of mass destruction"...now, was the WMD referrence worth one or TWO shots of tequila...I forget. Why the constant focus on policing the rest of the world? Why not concentrate on our problems we have here which cause us to be even more stressed-out than the poorest of Nepalese? Because we're AMERICA, of COURSE! Haha. Why the continual talk of democracy, which seems to be the "fad" nowadays since he reported "more than half of our world at the start of 2006 has democratic governments" when what he really is is a republican believing in REPUBLICANISM?!, which is NOT infused with the same democratic ideologies and democracy. Terrorists, Iraqi, terrorists, Iraqi, terrorist, Iraqi...like a sick lullaby that he listens to on his iPod. New democracy this, Iraqi freedom THAT, Abraham hit me with a whiffle ball bat! I personally can't wait until his timely fucked up phrase of the year...2005's was "...eighteen-hundred pounds of mustard gas in a turkey farm." - oh yes, he actually said that. Shit shit bla bla bla shit bla shit shit bla shit enchilada shit bla shit shit bla...same old shit as last year...a confirmation of his supreme ego over the world, congratulating himself on being the master of the universe. ALRIGHT!!!!! ALRIGHT! THIRTY SECONDS OF CLAPPING IS FUCKING ENOUGH!!! I can't imagine the mental damages of a blow out eardrum during the S of the UA. Awwww, heh heh...he has such a small round Polish head too...what a cute monkey-boy! He seems to have titties on his mind because he just referred to the "...illegal jug trade."...not exactly as much of a MAN'S man as Clinton, but close to it, eh? GO MONICA! FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT! If ever there was a sad time in this nation's history as the Patriot act, Washington would have previously rolled over in his grave and his elephant's teeth would have fallen out. Not until now have our founding fathers deserved a resurgent resurrection to slay Bush. Spying on your own citizens is just plainly and simply wrong, treasonist, and total abgefuckt, literally speaking. Don't get me wrong, I am NOT against America...I just believe that the administration has corrupted it in such a way that it has become quite backward and perverse that will never be fully reverted back to a more pure system of self-reliance, self-sufficiency, self-belief, and most of all, trust. No one trusts shit anymore...first, there was "what we knew before 9-11", then there was why FEMA totally fucked up, why America has a deficit, why the richest 1% needed a tax cut, why the proletariates aren't given a managable working wage, week, or move. Anyway, why is it that one (in America) can operate a gun at 12, kill someone at war and drive a car and [potentially] kill someone at 16, but then not be able to smoke or drink until 18 and 21?! Is not killing others more of a misdemeanor than killing oneself? What a memorable moment...monkey-boy cracked a joke and got that "hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!" screach look on his face...the resembalance is sickening. HOLY FUCK! Did he ALMOST just say something progressive?...nope. I thought that when he said that America is addicted to oil would be followed by "that's why we're switching to hydrogen." My mistake, he only proposed more solar panels, windmills, and cleaner coal and nuclear energy. Bastard. Did mention something about nanotechnology...nice touch. Nice to hear we have less teen pregos...now what about that homosexuality thing?, thought THAT was America's biggest problem, eh? Btw...what IS America's preoccupation with homosexuality? It's not like it's contagious, that it will disease you and eat away your petuitary gland...I mean come ON! Leave them alone just like they leave you alone, unless you're cute ;-) Sorry, Mr. President, but EVERY country is headed toward its end...if you were a real Christian, you would already know this. Can't decieve yourself, can you? Well, Bush did. Damn Bush, DAMN HIM and his suck-ass christianization of everyfuckingthing their pro-life bullshit that will only stint everything else logical! Has Dubbya developed OCD?...for he is continually moving his jaw to the left...just enough to make me thing it will unhinge and the rest of his wooden joints will bust and crumble to the floor as a pile of kindling. What an amazing event that would be...finding out that your president was Giopetto's love child. OOOO...KERRY!! He's another funny one...so horse-like yet to calm and [annoyingly] ugly. Good, he's finished. Now the reporting...supposedly, he had been applauded 58 times...I'm sure half of them were for getting some big words right. Haha, they are slamming him already, stating that we have NO money to throw around to any new proposal, which he introduced several [fairly prospective ones]. He's a simple Nazi. A simple Nazi...