Reality TV - Seconds, Anyone?

Completely against my original prediction, it seems that reality TV continues to live on...therefore I must address it.  My feelings really run no deeper on this subject that this forward-coming example of backwardness:

If you were chosen to be a contestant in which you are to win the heart of a rapper (Flavor Flav) by competing in various competitions against other female competitors while living in a large mansion, would you say this is more of a dream, or more of a reality?  Unless you really ARE one of these contestants, this scenario is most certainly surreal and, ergo, NOT reality television at all...more like surreal television, even macabre television at that.