Just to continue the trend of my product-reviews in this blog, I'd like to note that the new Coca Cola Zero is THE BEST diet soda I have ever tasted. The aftertaste is almost non-existent and the artificial sweetener is, truthfully, even sweeter than the sweetest of the sweet. That said, it is still a cola, not a syrup. There are no calories and no carbohydrates which will satisfy the CO2-soda-junkies on Atkins diets. The bubbly isn't as prominent as in other diet sodas which may be the trade off if one would hate the excess burping after each gulp. I made the stupid mistake around 10:19pm tonight of texting everyone in my cell that the season primier of the Real World XVI: Austin is on MTV...I pay $4.99 per month to Cingular to send/receive 200 messages that, individually with no plan, would cost approximately $20, which isn't a bad deal. Several...by several I mean about SEVEN...people txt'd me back saying "sweet", "I'm watching", "thanks!", and "did you see the 'chix' kiss?!". Next time I'll have to remember add a "plz dnt rply!" note. Speaking of commercials, there are some that I was ammused by at first but am now officially pissed off by - the "Willy Wonka-inspired" DirecTV Sports Event Ticket commercial with the fat guy singing about "that's how watching football games should beeee". Just go grab a beer, leave a good fart, and leave us the fuck alone, PLEASE! I was distraught to find out that MSN, after their release of the "MSN Spaces" section of their site, blocks their users from posting cuss/swear words on the blogs - how effin tarded is that?! Blogs are for freedom of speech, right? Not like people aren't expecting it...Janet Jackson's breast on live TV is one thing, but swearing on a blog? - Microsoft can kiss my Polish ass. <=While typing that sentence (as a note) that DirecTV commercial came on...MOTHERFUCKER!