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Quote by comedian Louis CK: "Theoretically, if you sleep with a woman, and that woman slept with a man, and that man slept with your ex-girlfriend...you're basically fucked."

Upon being asked "What's your most hated celebrity and why"...my reply: Martha Stuart. It's just the way she looks in your eyes with that curt smile and cheeky glint that makes it seem as though one minute she could be stuffing a turkey and the next minute chopping up an 8-year old, stretching some bands over the shoulders, and basting him for an Atkins-friendly meal.