Release by Request

It has been said me that I have too little of an interesting blog to read for its void of "bitching." I laughed at this. What exactly is the continued human preoccupation with the negative all about? Well, I'm not going to name anyone directly [Tinica Lynne Steinbacher], but here you are...and I will even try to the best to counter my usual idiosyncracy to be satirical in my "bitching" and be rather direct and truthful.

• I hate that I'm too white and too hairy to even begin to enjoy my time at the beach
• I hate that I am unable to lose approximately 3 (maximum) pounds of belly fat and replace it with muscle
• I hate that my wrists are the size of a two-year olds and that my nose is big and bulbous
• I hate that I keep going on about my body, so I'll change it
  
  
• I hate those certain few in my school system who think they are all that because they have the last name of King, Miller, Lorson, Lazorka, and Wenner and all those assholes who think that sports will make them a living when they can't even win a varsity game
• I hate that I turn off my computer everyday wondering if it will ever function again and the truth that I have no idea exactly what I would lose in the even of the crash
• I hate that MySpace is so popular that it's now uncool and more of a conformist cult than anything else
• I hate the current perverse and backward American Dream because it is only that now, a dream, since it cannot be obtained when retards think that we are "oh so smart" even though we have scores below at least twelve other industrialized countries...and, NO, gross capital does NOT mean we are a great country, a smart country, or a country worth dieing for
• I hate the American school system...I don't even know where to begin, but I will only state that it's backward (in it's most pure form) to even BEGIN to believe that everyone should have the same courses, live up to the same standards, and put up with the same goddamned bullshit everday when each and EVERY individual HUMAN is so totally different from the next with different hobbies, interests, strenghts, weaknesses, likes, and dislikes that I just want to lacerate my gastro-intestinal tract with a WMD
• I hate the Patriot act because it is unpatriotic to spy on your own citizens...duh, you shitholes! And I hate even more those intolerant fucking christans (of course, I can't make such a generalization, but let's just just say THOSE christains) who support a "Free" country by being biased toward a religion and trying to implement it and ingrain it in every single corner of society so that one cannot shit or piss without saying eighteen hail mary's and just sucking it up that America is about neutrality and not majority
• I hate that people support they opinions over pure logic which has been emancipated from opinion, even though it's fact, which just makes them look an inane and perverse ass
• I hate that discussing politics makes my blood-pressure rise, so I'll change it
  
  
• I hate that people that live even more in the middle of nowhere than I do are able to get DSL, even though the internet is my baby, I am its mother, and I give it milk each day, but it keeps biting and biting my rotting and trebit nipple (yes, I made trebit up...woops, satire...)
• I hate hating things. I am a positive person by nature and I hate this list. Looking at the size of it (insofar as this) makes me sick and want to curl up in a corner in the fetal position to suck my thumb and ponder the meaning of "infinite"
• I hate girls that think that men care so much about their appearance that they complain in that valley-girl accent that their "chartruce chammy doesn't match my $6,000-dollar Louis Vuitton gold-lined duffle and matching colostomy bag"...please catch the drippings, because this is total bullshit at its finest
• I hate that because of the thing in the world that I'd most rather do (listen to my iPod) causes me so much suffering...at almost ANY given time in my day, there is a song in my head. It keeps me from concentrating, studying, paying attention to friends and people of authority, and generally from the world, so much so that I feel almost non-existant and constantly in a dark void, detatched from many situations. I have found the only cure for this is to stop listening to my iPod...an invariably [almost] impossible task to fulfill for more than 48 hours
• I hate most that I have to make this fucking post because I know no one cares about these things I hate, mostly not because they don't care about my well-being, but because they know themseleves that they cannot solve any of these problems, and I cannot hold anyone responsible for this except for genetics...and who the fuck can deal with them...happy?

Radom Rant

Trying to teach my father figure how to use the computer is exactly like trying to catch a chicken for dinner with your own head cut off, or, at least, I imagine this vividly as the equivalent. You will only get frustrated, pissed off, fall, and get pecked in the eyes...it's almost useless.

I recently posted a question on Yahoo! Answers...I inqured this, "What is your favorite philosophy?" looking for something intriguing. An amusing reply I recieved: "Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but that the relation relates itself to its own self. Man is a synthesis of the infinite and the finite, the temporal and the eternal, of freedom and necessity, in short he is a synthesis. A synthesis is a relation between two factors. So regarded, man is not yet a self." -Soren Kierkegaard, 'The Sickness unto Death'
Haha.

Racism...I abhor it, and I think that it would be completely alien, let alone purely retarded, to even say that the white man is not, still, the main impetus for the continuation of this most asinine craft. I am a caucasian male, basically as white as they come as a German-Irish-Polish mix, raised in a half-predjudice family (one side is comprised of hicks and tart carts). I have stated this to show that I SHOULD be the one to hate "them niggers, japs, canucks, chincs, and spexicans"...but I'm not. I take as much as, if not more, offense to a racist comment and/or scoff at a person "of ethnicity" (as to say that caucasians are a standard) as the person being directed at would. I actually find this intriguing. I have tried to discover why I have such a reaction, the reaction being an actually tangible rise in blood pressure, adrenaline, and overall anger and instant disdain for the person who said it. I think it is because I can only relate these comments to stupid people, which STUPID is the only word to describe such an inane and truly retarded species that I refuse to call "human" since they display no humane qualities. But, since I work from a completely neutral standpoint and able to argue from any logical side, I must also state that I have witnessed such a hiatus in the deviation away from racism due to those that are ridiculed in the first place...a startling find. Some "blacks" use their "blackness" as an excuse to manipulate situations and alter the outcome of something that would usually be ruled in favor of the opposite. On the whole, I MUST ALSO state that the federal government is the most corrupt group of fuckers out there...their methods are BACKWARD and PERVERSE...ESPECIALLY concerning college admissions. What kind of "equal" law is it to even make a discrepancy between two different "races" of people? Reserving special spots in a university for special ethnicities (even whites) is just asinine in itself. It's pure retardation served to the American people on a silver platter with a side of bullshit in a white bullshit sauce with a bullshit cocktail, all for free, tip inclusive. I'd be hardpressed to hear someone who could make any logic out of it! If YOU know, please let ME! The start and end of racism is to delete the word "race" and "ethnicity" from every dictionary, language, encyclopedia, and, most importantly, every mind around the globe. What purpose does it serve other than to fuel racism?...exactly, you pricks, none. What would be so bad about knowing someone by name instead of saying and making uneccesary discrepancies like "that BLACK kid, Jamal." I don't even know how to end this post because it upsets me to such a degree that I can't close it with anything more than a period, since it would be inhumane for me to consider such a topic closed, period.

Future of War and Comedy

Imagine a world where the unimaginable happens. After 236 years of dormancy, Canada storms New York City and holds Lady Liberty hostage for twenty-eight thousand pounds, swinging from the torch screaming "EH! EH! EH!" George Bush would just blow it off as a "...funny quip. Canada doesn't have any nucyular weapons anyway. Nice try prime minister!" It would be funny though to hear this over the morning boradcast: "Eight Canadian Mounties were killed today by an American tank headed toward Manitoba. Since the war has started, it is estimated that 50,000 Mounties have died, 95% of them in the combined US bombing of Youkon Province and the blitz in Nova Scotia. Two American soldires are being interrogated in Toronto. An ex-Canadian says that this is not a problem, however, since Parliament ruled in the late 80's that anything other than tickling is inhumane. Inside sources say the Canadian army is running short on horses, so an early win is expected."