Alex is My Cronie - Back to School

School...the very word instills a thick metallic taste in the mouth of a teen whose summer has been replaced by chicken patties that aren't even formidible by the American Heart Association and ill-fearing lectures comprised of the best lidacritical bullshit that only a fat capitalist American could conjure with one brain hemisphere and, obviously, a lot to live for, the outlook can be quite dim and suicidal. In a school system where well-rounded students are cultured and those able to excel are beat down to a lower level, it's no wonder students are bored to the surface of their desks upon which their drool puddles and hair mats. Getting up every morning for this new school year is worse than dragging ass after a crazy night of dancing with friends only two hours later. After mustering enough motivation to even leave the comfort of a half-on half-off bedsheet and step into a cold room, you realize that, for the next 180 approximate consecutive days, you will not have control over your own time, audio or visual stimuli, and the will of relaxation is squashed by a textbook the weight of the elephant man's left nostril.

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